One has parents
I'll tell you on my next post
I'll tell you tomorrow
Don't worry, they will tell you.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Tell them a secret
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Don't worry they'll tell you
The punchline is too long.
You better not make a habit out of this.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
They don't find them Hume-erous.
You're high-on-pot...enuse.
He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!
Derive, derive, derive!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
He'll tell you.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
He was told not to play with his food.
Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
The cigarette.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.
He already told you so.
Your in 8.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at Christmas.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because the P is silent.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Citrus down.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Because, corn has ears!
Shake it off
Namaste
He's still there.
They have a semillon!
It's Narnia business.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Let's get dirty.
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Their last names.
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
The domesticated doesnt have balls
It's all about the execution
The meth head still has teeth.
Pier pressure
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
The execution.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
One of his fingers is clean
Oh, gosh!
They have a sixth sense of humor
If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
ISIS
Don't fret
In meowers
They tell you.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
You drop it on her twice.
Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Cosmic jokes.
Because it will go right over his head
Enjoy the silence.
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Namaste.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Ho, tell me where my money is!
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
Urine.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
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Don't worry! They will tell you!
Cause they would quack up.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
He's outstanding in his field
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Because 7, 10, 11!
If it's bill withers!
Crimea River
They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun
Because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
Because he tries to keep things Loki...
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
Food.
Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!
A dumbell
He asked. "A million," I rep lied.
Because he was Messi
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
They've got no sole.
Smirnoff ISIS
They'll tell you.
