Shake it off
Namaste
He's still there.
They have a semillon!
It's Narnia business.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Their last names.
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Pier pressure
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
The execution.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
One of his fingers is clean
Oh, gosh!
They have a sixth sense of humor
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Don't fret
In meowers
They tell you.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
Cosmic jokes.
Enjoy the silence.
Namaste.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!
Urine.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Don't worry! They will tell you!
Cause they would quack up.
The hypocrite's the one that exists.
He's outstanding in his field
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Because 7, 10, 11!
If it's bill withers!
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.
Give them a test-tickle
Because they always take things literally
Nothing. She's already been told.
Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Both are yelling at the same kid.
Do tell.
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Tell him the snowblower is coming.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Just wait, they'll tell you.
It must have fallen through a crack.
He doesn't like to be left hanging.
It's gone.
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
Because freedom rings
I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.
His matey told him he needed an iPatch
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
We need to give you a cavity search
Don't worry, they'll tell you
On account of the coffin.
Cacawatches
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
It's feeling down.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Because the stalks are all ears.
Because the pee is silent.
Because they're too cornea.
They will tell you.
Gopher gold.
It doesn't just happen the once.
Because he told everyone to march fourth.
Is it mine"?
I'll show myself out.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Nitrogen Monoxide
Yes but we cantaloupe.
They wear mittens.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
Elephant snot. Funniest part is seeing people's reaction when you tell it.
His mouth is moving.
The sky's the limit for you".
Wooden shoe like me to tell you.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Nothing, you've already told her.
I herd.
Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...
Recalculating route.
A whambulance
Their balls are only for decoration.
Because their balls would show.
By using a bottle opener
Goodentight
A torn ACL
I can maintain polite conversation.
Juan more time!
To get to the other side.
Couches
A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.
There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".
We may never know the truth.
A double bridle
His last name.
