It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.
It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not
Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
I don't know, you tell me.
Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle
If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH
Tell it to change its socsks!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
They check the architexture.
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..
You can't. They'll always tell you first.
Tell her she's pregnant.
Please tell me.
Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!
Holy moley, I didn't know that!
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
A sic joke
Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
4-year-old: I won.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
Oh, they'll tell you.
Because seven ten eleven!
They'll tell you
Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...
Tell it an elephant joke!
It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Because time will tell.
THESE are the brakes!
He's the one with the clean finger.
I'll Tell You How I'm Doing Volumes: 1-8
The elephant remembers.
He charges you double.
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
They'll tell you.
There was no reaction
Go to your room..
I did not see that coming.
No1: Don't tell everything you know.
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
May Divorce be with you.*
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
How would you tell them apart from goldfish
Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!
By how fast it sinks.
Don't worry. They'll tell you.
When it's too heavy to lift.
Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
The bow is moving.
Ask them if they play league.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:
You pull down their gene's and have a look! Credit: I heard this from an older gentlemen today at a senior home.
If it spins anti-cyclonically
SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it
Her food is potion-controlled.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
It checks the tornado watch.
No one's told him he's black.
He wasn't single.
The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.
Cottontales
Because oct 31 = dec 25
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Adam up and tell me the total!
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
You can hear their brooms tick!
A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
They're the ones with stretch marks on their lips.
Cause' freedom RINGS!
They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)
Look for gray hares.
And can tell them Plant Spern
Hey Robin get in the car"!
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
God Dam It!
Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.
Mooooooooooooove.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.
You can't. That's what makes it so funny.
Benjamin the blues!
Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.
Don't worry, they'll tell you
He heard it was a growing field.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
She'll tell you
No whey...
I don't know.. I just don't see it.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
So the dishwasher matches the washing machine
Because he cantaloupe.
Tell him your plans.
When his lips are shut.
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
His lips are moving.
