Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

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He became enlightened.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What's the Russian royalty's favorite type of fish?

Czar-dines!

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.