Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Why do scientists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium, you'd barium!

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Who's the nicest player in the NFL?

Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA