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Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!