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Ingest Jokes

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Crude Oil Jokes More Crude Oil Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What are you guys yelling about?

Them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

What happens when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Enlighten Jokes More Enlighten Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.