It swept with his girlfriend
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
This guy!
He'll tell you.
Get out of my son.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Warren.
Matt
Tony.
Take ze bra off.
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A drummer.
Claustrophobic!
Guy: 34C.
SINGLE
Make me one with everything.
Penicillin
They're not infallible
Russell.
Colin.
Sweet Pee
Russel
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Because there was no point.
You're really bustin' Machops!
Sound FX CDs Whale noises
Me.
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
A guy laughing his balls off.
Carlos
He wanted Nunavut.
A joint venture.
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
DaVinci
You guys have no life!
He forgot.
This guy.
They didn't know their limits
He forgot his Loggins
Bob
Roberto.
He was an excellent conductor
Branch Manager
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Kurt and Rod
Luters.
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
She texted both the guys simultaneously.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
Pretty good!
It was an emergent sea.
Same guys who did Circuit City
Nobody knows.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!
The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"
Throw the guy out of the house.
Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"
The guy would survive the first round.
Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
RAMs a make a dance!
He was syncing too much time into it.
Jim.
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
Names
Guy who collects legs.
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.
Asked every guy under 30.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
Doug
I think they all white.
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
Ewan
Drew Brees. The guy's a saint.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
REPOST!
A francophony
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There's a vas deferens.
A homeboyeur.
None, it should be open when she brings it to you.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
Because he's married.
Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
Bob.
I'd prefer if you included tigress
Urine over your head!
She went looking for the three guys.
It was just a matter of time.
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Depressed
An ex-boxer.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
An auction
A family friend paying a visit.
A BIPOLAR BEAR
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A basketball team.
She ran away from the ball.
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!
Because 7 8 9
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
All of if its uncles are aunts!
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
Because windows 7 8 9
