He had too much thyme on his hands.
A drummer!!!!!
The drummer.
He sat in his own pew.
The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.
Tony.
Four guys watching a football game.
Hey guys be here at 8:15 pm, max 8:30"
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
You really have a smart uniform.
He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
Back my Smitch Up!
His personality.
Flop-Flops
Topical meme.
Hey guys, watch this!
It makes me sick.
Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")
Stew.
Mount Rushmore
Understandabull
Semtex.
Kurt and Rod
Kurt n Rod.
He became enlightened.
Justin Case
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Matt. Others:
Woah, the traffic is moving.
He is so misunderstood.
He'll restart the nuclear power plant
A no-bell prize
This guy!!!
Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.
A home-cooked shower.
Garibaldi
Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.
Jello-us
Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.
A Fall Out Boy.
Owen.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
Single.
You mustard be joking!
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
Nobody knows
A stand up guy
Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.
None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.
Matt
This guy
Did you try turning me off and on again?
Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.
One has a job.
A privet tutor
He just couldn't find the guys angle!
Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!
Mt. Rushmore! Happy Presidents Day!
Justinice.
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW
Rex (made this one up myself!)
A singer
A Biceptual
A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am.
Urine trouble!
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.
It swept with his girlfriend
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
This guy!
Warren.
I don't know they were speaking Spanish.
Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
A drummer.
Claustrophobic!
SINGLE
Make me one with everything.
Penicillin
They're not infallible
Russell.
Colin.
Sweet Pee
Russel
I'm staunchly pro-volone.
His sc*aaarrrr*f Edit: I get it guys, you all have better punchlines than me.
Because there was no point.
You're really bustin' Machops!
Sound FX CDs Whale noises
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.
A guy laughing his balls off.
Carlos
Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!
They weren't invented yet.
Because he was fighting the Klingons.
Slow clap.
Coach.
What do we do now, Pierre
The White House.
I am not a cook
West wing
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)
Uncles
