Because he had an edible complex.
I'm funny that way.
His personality.
It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.
A "no one will ever believe me".
Girls
They got Bale.
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
I'm all forum.
How about bleeding white
The guy gets fierious.
The Stunning-Cougar Effect.
Them: YOU'RE DRIVING
They say he made a mint.
Neither did he.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
The New York Mankeys!
It didn't have any fans!
Coach.
Not enough leg room!
2
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
He ransomware.
Escargot stolen.
When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.
They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!
I am not a cook
The White House.
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Because their entire species is extinct.
The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.