Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.