Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

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What is the best way to lose money?

Lend it to Greece.

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.