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Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'?

The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her.

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.