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Runaway Horse Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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I Love Pizza & You

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do you call a hydrocarbon that tells fart jokes?

Crude Oil.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Whoa Jokes More Whoa Jokes

Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

Tale Jokes More Tale Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one *tale*

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.