What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why did the toy company stop donating toys to kids in Africa?

Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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Why did the suicidal air go to the airport?

So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh.

What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

Tattoo master

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.