Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
The fourth wall
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
The slippery slope fallacy
There was a face off in the corner.
He got AIIIIIDS.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
They both shake it off.
Michael
L'Hospital.
With its punchline
Development of a working match.