Oh, so you're not pregnant '
Babies
Thanks for the mammaries!
YOU'RE MOM.
Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.
The baby can't carry the mother.
Doverkiin.
You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)
You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Stop crying and viper your nose!
Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
A baby with burst armbands.
Yahoo. There goes my baby.
It had no arms.
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
The baby and the dad.
To get food for her babies!
Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
Obi-Gyn Kenobi.
Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.
Apricots.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
I prefer both of them shaken
Because: he still loves vista,baby!
A baby in two dumpsters.
A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
Because it's a dear little thing.
A cry for Alp!
Baby love my baby love....!
He whale-d
The Swallow.
A fedis.
Egyptian dummies.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Paula Ab-doula
I cry when I chop an onion.
Taco Bell for lunch
This could use some salt.
Because based god and acid god had a baby.
A swallow.
Because it's a nappy time.
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
One baby in ten trash cans.
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
You rocket.
Pasta la vista, baby!
Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*
My newt.
Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.
Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.
It's ok, he woke up.
The pope died a virgin
It had a nervous breakdown.
To stop getting confused as feminists
The outlet
Baby Owl see you later maybe I won't!
Because you can't bury them in trees!
When it begins to bark.
A sheopard.
One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.
To learn about gorilla warfare.
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
