I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
The Significant Others just want babies.
Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!
Depends on how hard you throw them.
A mist conception.
The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window
It got hit by a truck
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
Me: Baby, I was thinking about you so sending you She: Thanks for Thinking
It didn't hit the car's windshield.
You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.
It was having a mid-life crisis.
It was a no brainer.
YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!
A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler
A baby with popped floaties.
Pasta La Vista, baby!
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?
He's born with Diss-lexia
Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.
They bone
Because they're all out of cervix
Nail the other hand to the floor.
Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section
A swallow
Hole Foods.
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Because 36 would be too many.
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
A baby.
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
Decalfinated
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
Because they always miss.
They have hollow weenies!
Because she's miss carriaged.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
A baby chewing on a razor blade.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.
They both get ditched in the park
Babies grow up and stop crying
Hey baby, mind if I?
Pasta la vista, baby.
Doesn't matter, still born.
Its hips.
With a can't c-section.
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
I don't have a stamp collection.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Poli, Nate
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline
A baby with forks in it's eyes.
Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)
A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.
Because he was Legolas
A baby in two dumpsters.
Because warlocks have hollow weenies!
They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home
Infantacide
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.
Baby on board.
Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.
Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.
Stopping it with a shovel.
His mom was in a jam.
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Baby don't hurt me.
A new-Bourne
Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?
He was running a little behind
Miss Carriage
They have hollow weenies!.... And I'll just see myself out.
Sea-sections
You might get your baby back off a pitbull.
A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.
Ewoks
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Because it was Meloncholic
One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
When you have babies on purpose
A baby in a trash compactor.
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
Because his mother was in a jam.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.
Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.
De-calfinated!
They are things to adore
Minnow-pause
Baby! Let's do a 69.
Cot-on-wool.
Split the bill.
Triggernometry
A pHD
By watching the noose.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated
Because Windows 7, 8, 9.
Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.
About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.
A pun!
Prankenstein!
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
