What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.