What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

A speech impediment.

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What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.