Bad Way Jokes

What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco?

You got a fag I can bum?

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go.

What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.