Polak Jokes

How do you know if a Polak is there?

He's the one with a duck.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

Throw in a bar of soap.

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.