How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.