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What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.