Who do you call when your wheelchair gets a flat?

Cripple A.

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Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven