Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.