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Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.

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Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena