How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.