How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice

What do you call two women in a canoe?

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How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

What is the most successful hotel?

Auschwitz, 6 million stars.