What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

As little as possible dummy!

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

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What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.