What do you call a criminal with an STD?

A herpetrator.

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Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

What did the doctor give the Asari with an STD?

Anti-biotics