What do you call a woman that won't make a sandwich?

An ambulance.

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What do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?

Ilene. What if she is Chinese? Irene.

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

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What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

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Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.