What do you call a black guy who was stabbed by a Mexican?

An ambulance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

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What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

Half a sack

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

Ambulance Jokes More Ambulance Jokes

What do you call a white man in a ghetto?

An ambulance.

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.