What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.