What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What's addicting?

The sound an erection makes when it hits a cymbal.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What will the sequel to Lake Placid that takes place 50 years later be called?

Lake Flaccid

How do warty witches keep their hair out of place?

With scare spray.

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How are you doing?

And you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.