What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari?

Whisper I don't have a Ferrari.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.