How do Chinese people name their babies?

They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What would the punishment be for smoking a joint in the times of Jesus Christ?

You would get stoned. And then get rocks thrown at you.

What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

What do Asians meeting up at their favorite Chinese take-out say?

Where my dogs at

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Chinese People Jokes More Chinese People Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.