How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

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What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis?

A...

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call a quiet asian?

Silent-li

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Disorient Jokes More Disorient Jokes

What do you call a dizzy Asian?

Disoriented.

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.