What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

What do you call a Chinese man with one foot?

Taiwon Shou.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.