What did they say about the blind man who got hit by a bus?

He never saw it coming.

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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

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What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies.