Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What do maids in Manhattan use to clean their kitchens?

J-lo Cloths

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?

A laplander!

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Railroad Track Jokes More Railroad Track Jokes

What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.