What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

What do women call men under 6 inches?

Friends.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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What's the difference between Chris Brown and a Tesla?

The Tesla gets fewer battery charges in a year.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.