What did the blind and deaf girl get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer

What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.