How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Chew Jokes More Chew Jokes

Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

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What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.