Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What were you doing?

Flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Music Store Jokes More Music Store Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.