How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why arent there any Socialist entrepreneurs?

Seriously I dont know.....

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why did the pop band get cancer?

They were radio active.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why has the Malaysian Government banned Cheese Boards?

Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.