What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.