What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas?

Getting a N64 now

What did the poor ghetto dweller get for Christmas?

Your bicycle.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.