What did Timmy get for Christmas?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.