What did the deaf, dumb, blind, amputee kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..?

Cancer.

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!