What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?

Talonted!

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.