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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.