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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.