What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis