What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.