Because to them it's boring.
To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.
They roll their J's.
Slow your roll.
Chopsticks
A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!
On and on anon.
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.
Pull the pin and throw it back.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
