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How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.