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Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

What satellite TV provider does ISIS use?

Daesh Network

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....