Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What did the ISIS fighter say when he went to bomb the Hawaiian cafe?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

What will the ISIS be called when we eventually destroy them?

WASWAS.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What do you call a window that can rap?

Two Panes

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.