What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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How many virgins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.