What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What is the difference between Reddit and children's television?

Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!