What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.