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Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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I Love Pizza & You

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking French vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink French vodka.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

Kitchen Floor Jokes More Kitchen Floor Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

How do you know the toothbrush was made in France?

Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What broke?

Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!