Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.