Linoleum Blownapart Jokes

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

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What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

What is a Pokemon's favourite place to go in France?

Paras

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

What's the I.T. guy's favorite Pokémon game?

It's a toss up between ruby and perl.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where did Susie go when her town got bombed?

Everywhere.

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

Kitchen Floor Jokes More Kitchen Floor Jokes

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.