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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

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Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Who would want a "Semi" tattoo on their colon?

Not that there's anything wrong with that....

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

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What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre

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How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

France Jokes More France Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call it when an Asian composer really needs the bathroom?

Rover Flows Out Of You.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.