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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

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What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?

You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What do you call the surveillance system that watches us all whilst we are in the bathroom?

The panoptijohn

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Where do you find 60 million french jokes?

In France.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

French Bathroom Jokes More French Bathroom Jokes

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What do you call a French bathroom with a bomb in it?

Linoleum Blownapart

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease