What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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What did the couch say to the armchair?

Don't worry, I pull out.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.