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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*