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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.