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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Miley Cyrus in France?

Kilometrey Cyrus.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece